"Do you, do you like dreaming of things so impossible?"
-Dashboard Confessional


"I've separated my problems into categories: those that are too big to tackle and those that are too small to be bothered with."
-Pastor Mike of Hilltop Baptist Church in Pittsburgh

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
-Franklin P. Adams (from the greeting card from Anthony)

(18:15:57) anthony: I'm about to eat too
(18:16:05) anthony: ahaha, I was about to say, "I'm about to eat myself"

Kim: "Did you notice that food items are coming in smaller denominations, but companies are still charging the same amount?"
Caleb: "Yeah, like Methodist, Baptist..."

"I have you in the toilet."

"The knee bone's connected to the hip bone..."
-Richard, on why he didn't go to medical school

"Let me know that You hear me, let me know Your touch, let me know that You love me, and let that be enough."
Switchfoot, "Let That be Enough"

"I'll give. I'll hold nothing back."
-Small Town Poets

"You kids and your elmo music!"

"...'cause I don't accept, I don't believe the distance writes our future now, just 'cause I can't be around."
-Turning point

"Partial birth abortion... can't you hear the children screaming 'mom please don't'?"

"I hope some day my life is a true story."

"He shouldn't whizzle his voice so much."

"I'm not afraid to get dirty, but I still want my hair to look nice."

"Maybe I'll just paint myself yellow and be a banana."

"Is that your REAL banana or a foster banana?"

"yea, I really don't like my roommates, but we all pretty much agree that grilled chicken is the best thing."

"I can count! 1,2,4,5..."

"Love is patient, love is kind and is not jealous; love does not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not seek its own, is not provoked, does not take into account a wrong suffered..."
-1 Corinthians 13:3-5

"Yeah, the train of thought just went out my ear and kept right on going."

"This is the good life, I've lost everything that I could ever want and ever dream of. This is the good life, I've found everything I could ever need here in YOUR arms."
-Audio Adrenaline, "The good life"

"Don't mix your tasties with eggs"

"You can keep your two cents."
-Karin, the best XC coach ever

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."
-Matt Lauer, NBC's Today Show

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
-George Gobol.

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
-David Letterman.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
-Rich Cook

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
-David Dinkins, former New York City Mayor.

"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
-Ronald Reagan

"I'm going to live forever... or die trying"
-Kevin Heller

" There is no way we will be lost in the process of suffering."
-Charles Swindoll

"I don't need noone to tell me 'bout Heaven, I look at my daughter and I believe"
-Live, "Heaven"

"Good bye, creature!"
-A little boy named josh that we met on spring break randomly said this to Mrs. Hess

"Straight as a button."

"Yeah, we used to be sisters..."
-My dad, fumbling over his words when we went to visit Aunt Nancy in Colorado

"Aw, you did somethin' bad"
-Mike D, when I gave him a candy cane that was still wrapped up and he stuck it in his mouth

"Ok, now everyone smile and say 'schwankle bait'"
-Mike d

"Basically, the russian constitution says that you can't pee on a bush"
-Mr. Grecean, my high school Russian hisotry teacher

"You broke the bonds and You loosed the chains, carried the Cross of my shame, and my shame. You know I believe this"
-U2,"I still haven't found what I'm looking for"

"What??? Flagrant system error???"

"If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel"
-U2, "Mysterious ways"

"like sand on my feet, the smell of sweet perfume, you stick to me forever"
-The Calling, "Fade Away"

"If you want to do me a favor, it's going to cost you"
-Josh S.

"You gotta put your behind in your past"
-Pumba, the Lion King

"confusion never stops, closing walls and ticking clocks"
-Coldplay, "Clocks"

"Would you like to ride with batman?"
-A Snickers bar commercial. Mmm, Snickers.

"Run like an aardvark... out of control"

"Don't feed the pedestrians!"
-Anthony, as we biked over a crosswalk in Norristown

"Pork shoulder butt roast"
-a sign at the grocery store (that's one interesting pig)

"He's growing into his face."
-Mom, with regards to her old horse, Charlie

"your feet will feel like heaven. you have to try it."
- Anthony, on wearing wool socks

"You've tasted cheesewhiz?"
"Yeah, but not on purpose!"

".. he's got a llama"
-Andreas, just randomly in conversation